Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Awarding Contracts to the Highest Bidder

We’ve seen this movie before and we know how it ends. All of the professional service contracts have been awarded to the big dogs within the local or county Democratic Party. The appointments were awarded through a “fair and open” process as defined by New Jersey Statute. The “fair and open” process allows our elected representatives to take the legal limit in contributions from all their vendors. The “Non-Fair and Open” process restricts contributions from vendors to just $300. Hence the terms. It’s “non-fair” to only be able to take $300 from vendors getting government contracts potentially worth millions.

For background on the vendors, you can read the article from 18 months ago. However, we do have one new body on the team. To us, Eric Bernstein is a simple labor attorney. But, to the rest of the world, he’s known as one of the premiere porn lawyers and is a regular in the porn speaking circuit.

Another interesting point is Aberdeen Township’s planning board, the breeding ground for our future leaders. Bill Shenton is chairman of the Aberdeen Democratic Executive Committee and chairman of the planning board. Robert Brady succeeds Jimmy Lauro as the next township employee with extensive "CME" experience. Pedro Mirabal has the experience of sitting on both sides of the table at the same time although I’m guessing he had the good sense to abstain from voting on his own application. Concetta Kelley is a local math teacher who endorses more calculator usage in the elementary grade levels.

Our august councilman, Vincent Vinci, was elected Deputy Mayor as a going away present for his last years on the council. This is in addition to the appreciation award he received for his 12 years of service on the town planning board.

Other alumni of the planning board include Mayor Tagliarini, Councilwoman Gumbs, Councilwoman Montone, Councilman Cannon, and Councilman Lauro.

Welcome to the future. It bears a strong resemblance to our past.
>>> Read more!

158 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is there a problem with Ms. Kelly?

F U Normy said...

Porn Attorney?

He is a little late for our former manager Mark Coren.

Maybe he can be of a benefit to some of those Mark Coren left BEHIND?

I hear Coren is big in the BEHIND lately.

Right Normy?

F U NORMY said...

The only highest bidder that matters is Norman Kauff.

SURPRISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NORM GETS HIS PIECE OF EVERY CONTRACT.

SURPRISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THATS Fn FUNNY said...

COREN WAS INTO PORN. KIDDIE PORN FROM ALL REPORTS. I HEAR HE IS INTO PRISON PORN NOW.

MR. COREN WE ARE READY FOR YOUR CLOSE UP.

SMILE WIDE COREENA.

LOOK FOR MARK COREN STARRING IN HIS FIRST FULL LENGTH FEATURE PRISON MOVIE COMING TO A PRISON NEAR YOU ON APRIL FOOLS DAY 2010.

WORKING MOVIE TITLE IS UNDERSTOOD TO BE

"YOU ALWAYS GET SCREWED IN THE END"

Chestnut Dr. is disgusted said...

Funny the taxpayers in Matawan and Aberdeen star in a movie of the same name. The next movie to be filmed in these two towns will be entitled

BUDGET WOES MEAN LAYOFFS FOR TOWN EMPLOYEES WHILE PROFESSIONAL FEES TO THE POLITICALLY CONNECTED REMAIN UNTOUCHED.

Bring your popcorn and your favorite candies.

Tissues will be mandatory for employees to wipe away the tears of pain. Pain that will not be felt by your elected officials who have a year for people to forget the selling down the river of hard working employees that we taxpayers count on daily.

Obviously this is a horror movie not a comedy. If you want to see a comedy feel free to attend the budget meetings soon to be held or any council meeting in either town that are held bi-monthly.

Aberdeen's Adult Porn Labor Attorney said...

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Eric M. Bernstein and his firm provide quality advice, cost effective solutions and responses to assist businesses and individuals minimize work and maximize results.

Eric M. Bernstein is a member of the First Amendment Lawyers Association (FALA) and the Free Speech Coalition (FSC). The law firm’s website is located at www.embalaw.com and Mr. Bernstein can be contacted by email at embernstein@embalaw.com or by phone at (732) 805-3360.


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And he's a close personal friend of Mark Coren

Not to mention that township Attorney McCarthy is representing the form Assemblyman being prosecuted for child pornography

What's next?

Anonymous said...

Didn't we always hear that the township council's behavior was obscene?

Kevin Lingonti said...

Obscene is the word for the dictatorial control of Normy. The other obscene thing is that our elected officials allow him to rule obscenely. The hell with the taxpayers. After all Normy has to make payroll. Right Normy?

Birds of a feather .... said...

Corrections Offender Network
Inmate Population Information Detail

(This information was current as of 1/24/2010)

DC Number: C03366
Name: COREN, MARK
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: HAZEL
Height: 5'10''
Weight: 207 lbs.
Birth Date: 12/12/1949
Initial Receipt Date: 04/29/2009
Current Facility: GLADES C.I.
Current Custody: MEDIUM
Current Release Date: 08/11/2011
(Release Date subject to change pending gain time award, gain time forfeiture, or review. )

Aliases:
MARK COREN


Current Prison Sentence History:
Prison
Date 06/03/2008
INTRNET/F.S. 794,800,827
Offense Date04/23/2009 ST. LUCIE
Case No.0802533
Offense Sentence 2Y 6M 0D
06/03/2008 L/L EXHIBIT. V<16 OFF 18+ 04/23/2009
County ST. LUCIE 0802533
Sentence Length2Y 6M 0D

Incarceration History:

Date In-Custody 04/29/2009
Currently Incarcerated

Sex Offender Alert said...

Florida Department of Law Enforcement - Sexual Offender / Predator Flyer


MARK COREN
Date Of Photo: 10/06/2009

Click Here to Track this Offender
Designation: Sexual Offender
Name: MARK COREN
Status: Confinement
Department of Corrections #: C03366
Date of Birth: 12/12/1949
Race : White
Sex: Male
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 306 lbs
COREN is registered as a Sexual Offender.
Positive identification cannot be established unless a fingerprint comparison is made.
Aliases
Not Available
Scars, Marks & Tattoos
APPENDECTOMY
Address Information
Address Address Source Information Map Link
Department of Corrections
Incarcerated, FL 00000
Unknown COUNTY Source: Dept. of Corrections
Received: 05/06/2009
Type of Address: Permanent Address not mappable
Crime Information - Qualifying Offenses
Adjudication Date Crime Description Court Case Number Jurisdiction & State Adjudication
04/23/2009 Lewd or lascivious exhibition victim under 16 years old offender 18 or older; F.S. 800.04(7)(c) 0802533 ST LUCIE, FL Guilty/convict
04/23/2009 Use Internet to solicit/attempt solicit etc. a child for sex/lewdness etc; F.S. 847.0135(3) 0802533 ST LUCIE, FL Guilty/convict
Victim Information
Gender:Unknown Minor:Yes

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the update. Anything on the change in prosecutors in Aberdeen? Hmmmmmmmmm??????????

What would Norman have to say??????

Anonymous said...

Looks like someone did not make their political donation this year?
Kicked to the curb like some piece of trash for not writing the right amount in the annual check to the D's campaign coffers.

And after all of those years of service to be treated like that?

Norm you should be ashamed?

Ashamed? Who am I kidding?

Norman Kauff ashamed.

May as well have said Norman Kauff is honest too?

My bad!

Retired and loving it said...

Bet the coaching office will not have to worry about budget cuts this year. Bet the budget goes up in the Athletic department. After all they did win a championship in the last decade. Came in just under the wire for that consideration Huh Joe? Talk about job security. Huh Joe?

Budget cuts at town hall that is a different thing all together. Political donations will be key when the layoff notices start getting handed out. Better hope your a D when that starts. Huh Norm?

What name or political organization do the employees have to put on their checks to save their jobs. Huh Norm?

Time to check my mailbox for my retirement check. Glad I pulled the pin in 02. They can all kiss my ass! God love AT&T checks come like clockwork.

Let freedom ring said...

The new labor attorney is a close personal friend of Coren? Is he the attorney who bribed the cop to get Coren a reduced sentence? All these North Jersey mouthpieces getting paid to drive down here to work. Don't Mr. K have any local lawyers who can pay him off for all of his dirty work within the county. So much corruption breeds so many questions. Don't it Mr.K.

Normie get ready said...

I think if they try layoffs in this town the leadership will be in for a fight. All the employees should band together sooner rather then later. They should picket Normies house in Aberdeen on Injustice Lane. Invite the papers and local news crews and point out who really runs the show. Embarrassing Normie is the key. The employees may as well go to the real source as to who will be making all of the decisions as to layoffs or furloughs. Maybe Normie could get CM&E to sponsor security at his home. Normie get ready your employees are not going to just sit by and let you keep rewarding your close personal friends on their backs. Maybe the council will become like the school board and make it a volunteer board with no pay. Vincy and Gums would lose their minds over that for sure.

That is F'n funny said...

SILENCE lately from the Kauffkins. Maybe they found a wire in their ceiling fan or in their phon?. You never know do you Solomon Dwek? Oops, I mean Norman Kauff.

SPALLEIRO COREN AND OUR NORMAN said...

WARNING WARNING WARNING

NORMAN DO YOU THINK THAT THE SPECIAL DEAL THAT SPALLEIRO GOT HAD ANYTHING WITH HIM SPILLING HIS GUTS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE HE DEALT WITH INSIDE MONMOUTH COUNTY?

YOU BETTER HOPE NOT NORMAN.

AFTER ALL THERE WERE THOSE MEETINGS ABOUT THE 516 PROJECT YEARS AGO THAT YOU AND COREN HAD WITH SPALLEIRO. JUST ANOTHER DEVELOPMENTAL DEAL THAT WENT TO SHIT WITH YOUR INVOLVEMENT NORMAN.

SURPRISE!

YEAH WE KNOW ABOUT THOSE MEETINGS NORMAN.

ISN'T IT AMAZING WHAT WE KNOW NORMAN?

WHO DO YOU THINK WE TOLD NORMAN?

TIME WILL TELL.

POO POO THIS ONE ALL YOU WANT NORMAN.

WHO DID SPALLEIRO TELL TO GET OUT OF THE MEETING NORMAN?

WE KNOW THE ANSWER NORMAN?

DO YOU REMEMBER THE EXACT WORDS NORMAN?

WE KNOW WHAT HE SAID EXACTLY.

SLEEP WELL NORMAN.

NIGHTY NIGHT!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the update on Coren.

Anonymous said...

This is getting good.

I will pay for the locally corrupt said...

Little by little the corrupt actions and secret back room deals that are unfortunately controlled locally are being made public.

I await the non denial denials.

The truth shall set all of you free.

Repent all ye sinners.

Repent ye must.

I will pay for all of you

Enact Pay to Play now said...

We can all be sure that Mayor Fred Tagliarini along with Councilman Cannon will make sure that under their leadership a real and effective Pay to Play is enacted to protect the taxpayers. After all it is their sworn duty to protect the taxpayers from unscrupulous and thoroughly corrupt power brokers and their hangers on that are also known as professional service providers. Aren't we glad that we don't have any of those around. Right Aberdeen?

Clarify pay or pray said...

Did you mean pay or pray in your post?

Either way it was used properly.

You can either pray or pay when it comes to our Kauff.

If you meant pray it is for the Kauff reign of corruption against the citizens of Aberdeen to end.

If you meant pay it is because we all pay for the Kauff corruption.

Anonymous said...

Mark Coren lost l00 lbs?

RetPDhatesCorenandKauff said...

If that a-hole Coren is smart he will gain 100 pounds and be less attractive to his bunkies. The rough and tumble prisoners prey on sexual predators and old men 99% of the time. That is a hint for you Norman. Start eating a whole lot Norman. Unless you are fond of male on male action Norman? Your good buddy and co-conspirator seemed to like it with kids. That depraved bastard. And Norman brought him back to be a consultant on developmental projects. Coren is an ASS CONSULTANT now from all reports. Right Rocky?

Anonymous said...

Everyday more and more comes out about Coren, Kauff and all of the rest. Thank God is all I can say. If it saves just one tax dollar it will be worth it. Damn low life scum that they are. At least we know Mark is getting his in the end. His rear end that is. Ha!

Where are our Kauffkins lately? said...

From the lack of ignorant reponses it appears that there may be a convention for the defenders of the politically and morally corrupt going on. I mean just look at the lack of denials and the usual responses questioning and denying all that we present concerning Mr. Kauff and his group. Is it me or has that been almost non existant since the thing about the $750K fire truck deal?

Then there has been the absolute silence from Cannon. Then again Cannon may not be able to sit down since getting spanked by his new political corruption BOSS. The spanking that surely was handed out for his invitation to hear from his electorate.

I did like the jab by the way about Cannon learning how to take the 5th ammendmant. He will need that when he starts getting asked about his association with Kauff.

But I find the silence and lack of the usual denials to be all too telling. I must say it I miss the Kauffkins. Don't you?

What do you think Mr. Kauff?

Is it starting to get to you?

Little by little more and more is coming out about all of your meetings. All of your special insider deals. There is so much yet to come Mr. Kauff. I'll give you a hint on our next announcement. It involves you Mr. Kauff and not so surprisingly the word corruption.

No surprise there.

Right Mr. Kauff?

Anonymous said...

Where are the Kauffkins is an understatement. I hear that a meeting was called recently as to how insider info is being made public. The meeting was a waste of time. Councilman who cannot keep their mouths shut. Insiders getting kicked to the curb or left out of the loop. Councilman Perry, Raymond and Mayor Sobel don't run again. Former party members not being able to afford their homes due to the Normy patronage and corruption and more has led to the *not so secret information* infomation not being so secret anymore. What is that word I am looking for? P R I C E E L E S S!

JUST SO F'N FED UP said...

OF COUR$E ALL CONTRACT$ ARE AWARDED TO THE HIGHE$T BIDDER.

DON YOU KNOW HOW EXPEN$IVE CORRUPT KAUFF CAMPAIGN$ CAN BE IN TOWN?

I MEAN VINCI GET$ $3900.00 FOR HI$ CON$ULTING FEE ALONE. MAYBE THAT I$ HOW MUCH HI$ TAXE$ WENT UP FOR THE BUILDING ADDITION TO CA$A VINCI. THEN THERE WA$ THE UNRE$TRICTED LAND WINDFALL HE AWARDED HIM$ELF. I MEAN IT I$ NOT LIKE VINCI PAID FOR THE KING VINCI INTER$ECTION TO KEEP CAR$ OFF OF HI$ $TREET ALL BY HIM$ELF. THAT TOOK BIG COUNTY DOLLAR$ AND CM&E FEE$ ALONG WITH A WHOLE LOT OF WHINING AND CRYING BY VINCI TO GET THAT DONE FOR THE NOMINAL FEE OF $850,000.00.

THEN THE FOUR KAUFF CANDIDATE$ THAT RAN FOR OFFICE THI$ TIME AROUND ALL HAD $EPERATE CAMPAIGN ACCOUNT$ $O A$ TO HIDE THE DONOR$ TRUE IDENTITIE$ AND THE CORRUPT PROFE$$IONAL FEE ATTACHMENT$ THAT WOULD LEAD RIGHT BACK TO KAUFF AND HI$ CLO$E PER$ONAL FRIEND$.

COME ON PEOPLE MAINTAIING THE KAUFF CRIMINAL ENTERPRI$E OF CORRUPT POLITICAL THIEVERY IN ABERDEEN CO$T$ BIG DOLLAR$.

AFTER ALL WE ARE PAYING THE BILL.

Praying for Mr. K said...

I like the fact that no one has defended Mr.K lately. I think that their silence is telling also. It is very refreshing though. Keep the attacks and information coming on Mr. K. Maybe Mr.K will leave Aberdeen and we can get back to taxes that are reasonable for the services provided.

Let us pray.

Dextromethorph Man said...

I knew I should have kept taking that Robitussin DM. My throat is being choked again by crazy Kauff postings.

Peachtree said...

Kauff is making you choke from all the tax money he and his friends and associates are stealing from you. Nice try though. How can you criticize that which you know is true. Do you really trust any politician. The proof is all around us every single day living here in New Jersey. From Trenton to Aberdeen political corruption is all around us. Kauff is no better even if he is unelected and unaccountable. All Kauff does is pull the strings of his political puppets. Let one of our council people who look at this site every day deny it. Just once!
Thay cannot. They know Kauff pulls their strings and works their mouths all against the taxpayers they took an oath to represent. Nowhere in that oath does it say *I swear allegiance to Norman Kauff*. But they do. They see no evil, hear no eveil and speak no evil. Scum all of them.

Anonymous said...

So true. The above post is so true.

I LOVE IT ALL ABOUT KAUFF said...

ALL KAUFF ALL OF THE TIME.

I LOVE IT!

Anonymous said...

Inch by inch, foot by foot, yard by yard and mile by mile it seems that every day more and more comes out. Praise the Lord!

Just as a reminder we are still watching the County Road project very closely. Pastor said we should trust in the Lord that our officials will do right by us when we have talked about that project. He may trust in our elected officials. I do not.

Many of us remember the statements about the tower and how it seemed so easy to just put them in Cliffwood when people in the proposed area complained about resale values and more. It will not be so easy to try that this time as we will be heard. The proposed affordable homes slated for County Road we have also spoken up about. Pastor may trust our leadership. Many of us in the affected area do not. Not one little bit.

Run Norman Run said...

Come on Norman Kauff never awards the contract to the highest bidder. That would be illegal. Wait a minute. What am I saying?

Sorry I had a senior moment.

Of course Norman Kauff has to get his piece of the pie. Highest bidder being awarded the contract in Aberdeen is the Norman Kauff way of doing business and funding his corrupt campiagns.

Anonymous said...

Anyone know what is going on with the school on Center Street?

F U Kauff said...

Run Norman Run is 100% correct.

Kauff and $$$$$$ Perfect together.

Our tax $$$$$$$$$$$ of course.

Norm poem said...

Oh what a web Norman weaves

When all he aims to do is decieve

The Masked Poet 2010

NEWS FLASH FOR CANNON said...

NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH

COUNCILMAN CANNON HAS NOT RESPONDED TO OVER 65 QUESTIONS AND CONCERNS POSTED ON HIS INVITATIONAL POSTING.

WAY TO GO FOR THE NEWBEE.

HE IS A JOKE. NOTHING MORE.

A REALLY KAUFF-UL JOKE!

Anonymous said...

Tagliarini has proved that he truly is a weenie. He is now officially named Mayor Weenie of Kaufftown with sidekick Vinci doing his collections.

???????????????????? said...

What collections are you speaking about? I thought Vinci did the street number? Has he expanded his illegal numbers game to shakedowns?
How can he go to church every day with a straight face and an open heart towards God?

It is sacreligious!

COAH is dead? said...

Hey Normy,

I just watched NJ State Senator Ray "The Gay" Lesniak say that COAH is D-E-A-D.

So much for that boost to your retirement fund. The fund that you hoped to make fluid off of the Cifelli deals.

F U Normy!

You scumbag!

Father Normy????? said...

Vinci goes to church everyday?

Is where Vinny goes to church where Father Normy is holding services in his basement for the religion that is Aberdeen corruption?

Jewish school votes bought off??? said...

Center Street is the Hebrew school in the beach area of town.

It is also the place where the democratic candidates promised "to do everything you need" with the following additional statements "we control the boards" and "we will help you anyway we can". Those few words and a few trinkets presented to the students *frisbees, squeze balls and other assorted crap* is all they needed. It must have been like the negotiations with the indians to buy Manhattan Island.

That is exactly how the democrats got 75 rabilnical scholars to show up at 3:30 to vote. Of course they almost called the cops on a candidate who was supposed to be too close to the polls. Yeah like Vinci and Jimmy were not mobile that day as well sticking their faces all over town.

Of course the democrats even had to bring the voter registration cards to the Hebrew school. That was very inappropriate and somewhat desperate move for votes. Good thing the ground was cold or Vinci would have had the dead voting from every cemetary in town.

On election day it also did take a very paniced phone call from the democrats to the school Rabbi. You see the candidates got scared that their future Rabbis would not show up and vote after their questionable negotiations. The democrats had to call in all the favors and allegiances this time around.

How embarassing was it Fred to give out the trinkets? Was it the first of many Kauff tactics you despised Fred? There will be more that Kauff will make you do that you will not like Fred. It has only just begun. Congrats you sold yourself so cheap. Did you want to be called Mayor that bad Fred?

Anonymous said...

How embarassing if the above post is true. Politicians will do anything, say anything and promise anything. Why not? After all it is like they are playing the game Monopoly except with our tax money they play the game. Disgraceful.

Greenwood said...

Do you think the jewish school pays taxes. If they put up a temple would they then be tax exempt. Is that what our officials meant by help you anyway you can. The number of questions for seventy five votes could be very costly to the rest of us. If I vote for them do I get money off of my taxes too. I await a true response.

IT'S NORMAN KAUFF DAY said...

HEAR YE HEAR YE

BEING GORUNDHOGS DAY AND IN COMBINATION WITH AN OPPRESSED PUBLIC TAX BASE. THE FOLLOWING DIRE CIRCUMSATNCES ARE PREDICTED.

THERE WILL BE FOUR MORE YEARS OF CORRUPTION AT THE HANDS OF NORMAN KAUFF AND ALL OF HIS CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS.

THIS IS BASED ON OWN ABERDEENS OWN MYSTERIOUS GROUNDHOG NORMAN KAUFF THAT NEVER EVER SEES HIS SHADOW. THIS IS BASED OF COURSE ON THE SIMPLE FACT THAT THE GROUNDHOG THAT IS OUR NORMAN KAUFF NEVER COMES OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT. OUR GROUNDHOG NORMAN KAUFF PREFERS DIMLY LIT PARKING LOTS FOR CORRUPT SHAKEDOWN MEETINGS WITH PROSPECTIVE DEVELOPERS SEEKING THE EXPENSIVE KAUFFS APPROVALS.

LIKE THE MOVIE OF THE SAME NAME STARRING BILL MURRAY, IT IS THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHERE CORRUPTION RULES THE DAY.

WE HERE IN ABERDEEN CALL IT
NORMAN KAUFF DAY. IT WILL BE THE SAME TODAY AS IT HAS BEEN THESE PAST TEN YEARS. NORMAN KAUFF AND HIS CORRUPTION NEVER SEES THE LIGHT OF DAY.

KEEP SHING THE LIGHT MR. WARREN.

My letter to the Governor said...

I faxed a letter to Governor Christie today at the Statehouse in trenton. I also mailed two copies as well. Here is what my letter said.

Dear Governor Christie,

I am a resident of Aberdeen in Monmouth County. I frequesnt a website called the Aberdeener. Please take the time too look at it and help us with our dire political problem.

Our problem is well known to you as it is called Pay to Play. The man who wields the Big Stick in our town is the former town legal representative. His name is Norman Kauff. He has not been elected by the people nor is he accountable to them. He is merely the Democratic Party boss who cashes in for himself and his hand selected professionals on the backs of our community.

We ask that you have one of your people look into his history and conduct. Politics is the dirty four letter word all over New Jersey. In our town the dirty word is Kuaff. His power is no different then many other communities in New Jersey. It is likely that they have their own Kauff to deal with.

You speak of wholesale change and I on behalf of my fellow citizens ask for your help. If you cannot offer us help we ask for your sympathy as we have been and will unfortunately continue to be in a no win situation with Norman Kauff in control.

Thank you for taking the time to read this. That is if it makes it to your desk.

S O S Aberdeen

Norm said...

I'm glad you told Christie you "frequesnt" this site. That was, if by some freak chance, someone actually reads it, they will know the type of idiot that frequents this site.

Norm said...

I meant to write "that way", the idiocy here is apparently catchy.

The Kauffkins are back??? said...

Welcome back Kauffkins. Who will be the idiot when they come a knockin. You are so quick to call someone an idiot and I laugh in your general direction for your idiocy in blindly following Kauff.
People like you give idiots a bad name. I am a proud idiot against Kauff. So bend over and kiss my ass.

Kauffkins are back 2 said...

By the way idot did you address the fact that an unelected man runs our town? NOOOOOOOO! You just deny and deflect. Good Boy of Girl.
Like a dog you are.

Anonymous said...

Would you give it up already? No ones gonna knock on any doors.
You are like Linus, waiting fot the great pumpkin. Jesus, get a hobby, or some psych meds.

My letter to Gov. Christie said...

I'll tell you what you need to do anonymous 7:00. Copy my last post that you sent in regards to my lettewr and put it on your refrigerator. Then under that take a post it and write the following.

One man in the face of corruption can make a difference.

When it does happen, and it will, you can take the post it off of the refrigerator and eat my words.

The letter went out.

The corruption exists.

And finally someone is going to do something. I am that someone.

While you sit there defending the corrupt, I did something.

Good luck with your idiotic and iognorant denials.

Norm said...

You sent an email WHO CARES? Do you think Christie does? If you do, you really need those meds.

Better get back out into the pumpkin patch Linus!

Goaway said...

Is someone missing around here?

I sent the letter and I'm proud said...

It was a letter. An antique way of sending correspondence. In my day it worked. I hope it works now.

Today in the paper some local municipal officer said that the local municipalities shopuld run themselves.

Please God NO!

Aberdeen is a prime example of the devestating failure that is.

King Friday said...

NEWSFLASH!!

From the Land of Make Believe Newsroom...

TRENTON:

CHRISTIE'S MOTORCADE SPEEDING TO ABERDEEN

By Elmo Monster, staff writer


Gov. Christie, surrounded by NJSP vehicles was seen racing up 195 this morning.

When contacted via cell phone the governor said " I got another anonymous letter, Norm is at it again, he has to be stopped"

Christie did not elaborate on how he was going to combat Norm's troops, but he didn't rule out using the national guard.

More yo come...

Anonymous said...

Norm is at it again.

And he must be stopped.

Fact!

Chris Christie said...

Dear SOS Aberdeen,
I was on my way to battle Norm on your behalf, but I got sidetrackedby more pressing issues.
You see, Burger King was having a special on Whoppers, and I couldn't resist.

I will get there as soon as I can, they should be running out of burgers soon.

Worth waiting for Norms BITCH said...

When Norm and his close personal friends go down it will be a WHOPPER. Page 1 for sure. All things wrth waiting for take time.

Coren asks did you call me said...

Did someone call me?

I thought I heard someone say

BITCH.

Captain Waxie said...

Councilman Vinci, why dye your hair!
Councilman Drapkin, why buy your hair!
Say it loud: "I'M BALD AND I'M PROUD"!!! Look to Councilman Cannon for your tonsorial inspiration.
Clic my moniker for more information.

F Coren, kauff and Kelly said...

Did someone call me Bitch? That was funny.

Mark Coren in prisonworks for many of us who he screwed over.

I think Coren needs a bunkmate. Come on Norman you were so close with him. You had to know. Kelly you knew too I bet.

F all of you.

A NEW KAUFF POEM said...

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A TOWN CALLED ABERDEEN

IT WAS IN NEW JERSEY JUST SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN NEW YORK AND PA. WHERE WE COULD LIVE

IT WAS A NICE LITTLE HAMLET AND WAS AT ONE TIME A NICE PLACE TO LIVE

THEN THE EVIL THAT IS NORMAN KAUFF CAME AND WE HAD TO GIVE AND GIVE

WE HAD TO GIVE UP OUR MONEY SO KAUFF AND HIS FRIENDS COULD GET RICH SO WE HAD TO GIVE AND GIVE TO THAT SON OF A BITCH

TO THAT KAUFF SAYS TO THE TAXPAYERS OF ABERDEEN YOU WILL MAKE ME RICH.

THE BITCH WE HOPE SOMEDAY KAUFF WILL BE WHEN HE GETS WHAT IS COMING TO HIM INSTEAD OF RETIRING RICH.

THEN THE TAXPAYERS CAN ALL HOPE SOMEONES PRISON BITCH KAUFF WILL BE WHEN THEY SLAM THE PRISON DOOR ON HIM AND KAUFF SAYS I'M SOMEBODYS BITCH

THEN WE CAN ALL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE TO KAUFF WHO WENT INSIDE FOR ALL DAY WE WILL NOT MISS YOU KAUFF NOW THAT YOU ARE SOMEBODYS BITCH.

PlayBall said...

A weak poem as far as structure and flow. I give it a 7 out of ten. It was very funny though. Thanks for the early morning laugh.

I'm here kill me (line predator) said...

I hear that Norm and the others are looking hard to ID the main writers on the blog. At 1500 + different contacts each month on the site it should be easy to ID all of us. Good luck with that Norm.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm sure they are hellbent on finding out who you are, especially after the backlash from the Aberdeener's thousands of readers, and the beating they took at the hands of the Republican candidates last November.

Oh, wait, that's right, you guys lost, just like you always do..nevermind.

I guess this site really doesn't do shit afterall.

Except spread rumors of course


NORM RULES!!!

Mrs. Nosnahoj said...

I think I love you, Capt. Waxie.

?????Grant $$$$$$$toCME??? said...

The only people who lost on election day was the taxpayers. Here is a surprise. Dave Samuels owner of CME is in the Independent crowing about the $210,000.00 grant for road improvements just awarded in Aberdeen. And the grant will cover? Wait for it. You guessed it the fees charged by CME and Kauff to oversee the improvement. Yes CME and Kauff are one and the same. Scumbags all.

Anonymous said...

I thought the poem was great.

F U Normy said...

Normy running any secret developmental meetings lately? Any visits to CM&E lately. We need to put a shock collar on that dog.

Woof Woof!

Actually Normy might be into the doggy collar thing. Maybe Normy and Coreena used to play pooper scooper before coren went for little boys instead of old queens?

F U Normy!

Anonymous said...

Old queen was very funny! So much hatred across the board for the Kauff. Not that it is a bad thing. It is well deserved as we know.

Move out of town Kauff and it will end. Do yourself a big favor. Move!

Aberdeen Poker Pete said...

I have to agree with the anonymous at 11:01 pm and his very intelligent comments about facebook poker chips. I would really like to hear more.

I hear they are talking about making gambling legal in Aberdeen and Trump has been seen in Town Hall negotiating the right to construct a new tower along Route 33!

I can't wait! Poker on the way to work each morning will be awesome!

Does anyone else have any poker tips?

Thanks in advance.

F U Norm said...

Anyone ever consider that Kauff could be a self hater and that he puts all of the stuff on here about himself? Just a thought. He is still a scumbag though so don't get me wrong I am not sympathizing with him. Just want to put it out there that maybe deep down inside Kauff knows that one fact thing just like we do. Just a thought.
Have a great snowy weekend y'all. Here is a thought to ponder. With all of the snow Kauff can't get around to his secret developmental meetings that easy. Aberdeen might be safe? For at least one day anyway. Right Norm?

Aberdeen Poker Dan said...

Hey Poker Pete. I'm excited to have finally found a place to talk to other Aberdeeners who are as into poker as I am. If the poker talk keeps up, this will be a daily site for me to visit.

Let's start seeing where the chips fall! lol -- just a little poker humor.

So, I'm trying to find some friends to play a few rounds of Texas Hold 'em. Anyone game?

i Love Poker Too said...

Absolutely! Do you know of any tournaments coming up in the area?

Anonymous said...

I think there is a tournament somewhere by Freehold next week.

Anonymous said...

Opulently I to but I think the brief should have more info then it has.

Damn Kauff to hell said...

Who would ever award a contract to the highest bidder? Who would place their own greed before the people? Who would think they could get away with it for years undected?Who would have minions to do his dirty work? Who would control control panels for the structure and development of a town with no accountability? Who could do all of this without being elected to do so? Norman F U Kauff that's who. Damn you Normand Kauff!

Anonymous said...

I think I just saw Normy walking along the highway panhandling for spare change.

You see a day like this when Normy can't get into town hall to rape and pillage the taxpayers is not a good day for our Normy.

Right Normy?

Anonymous said...

The poker tournament in Freehold was cabcelled due to incliment weather

Poker Phil said...

I am trying to get the Freehold poker tournament moved to Aberdeen. I will keep everyone in the loop. If everything works out right, we might even be able to get the folks from Poker After Dark down here. It should be great.

J Section Pokerman said...

Sine its snowing out, I've decided to hold a poker game at my place. How about 3 pm?

I'll supply the hot wings, you guys bring the beer.

THE TRUTH said...

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR SOUL CAN IT BE SAVED?

OR PERHAPS YOU THINK THAT WHEN YOU ARE DEAD YOU STAY IN YOUR GRAVE?

WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH DO YOU LOSE YOUR BREATH OR DO YOU THINK YOURE COOL?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE POPE ON THE END OF A ROPE? DO YOU THINK HES A FOOL?

Poker Rules in Aberdeen said...

I'm in> What kind of beer do you like?

Anonymous said...

nothing better than a nice poker game on a snowy day

ThatsafactJack said...

How can anyone have money for poker that lives in Aberdeen?

Kauff holds all the cards and his deck is stacked against the taxpayers of the town he wrongly controls.

J Section Pokerman said...

I'll drink anything other than those lame pale ales. I love Sam Adams!

Wings are ordered and beginning to cook. Wife is in the kitchen preparing the hotsauce.

Can one of you pick up some extra blue cheese on the way as well? You can never have enough blue cheese with your hotwings!

love poker in aberdeen said...

I'll get it. Do you care if I bring my neighbor? He's a very good player.

Anonymous said...

Sam Adams Cherry Wheat is a very good beer!

Poker in prison? said...

Kauff may want to join your *poker* game. I hear Coren and him played *poker* all the time. Coren plays it still except it gets played out nightly in prison. Right J.K.?

HHHHHHMMMMMMM????? said...

Who is J.K.? Do we have a new ID to put with Kauffs crimes against the taxpayers? I love it how all of this keeps coming out little by little. Although the Kauffkins have been very silent since the 516development meetings were discussed. HHHMMMMMMMMM???????????

Poker Rules in Aberdeen said...

What time does the game start? I just picked up the Sam Adams.

Poker Rulez In Aberdeen said...

Game already started. Come by whenever you can. We can deal you in for the second round. Damn these hotwings RULE!

Norman should ask Coreena said...

That should have been pok-her right Coreena? You little prison bitch you. Norman Kaufrf needs to realize he will get his in the end. Just ask Coreena. She gets it in the end every night. Ouch!

Anonymous said...

Thought I would jump on before heading to Holmdel Park for sledding with the kids. The coreena one made me laugh and for sure I can't show the kids. Making Correna out of Coren kills me.

How can one man get away with so much in the face of todays pervasive distrust for politicians?

Discuss amongst yourselves. I'm out!

Texas Hold em AT said...

Great game last night! Those hot wings were awesome. We should do it again tonight.

Dieter Johnson said...

I love poker too.

Anonymous said...

In reading the blogs my conclusion is that many of the town residents are angry about the way local government administers our tax dollars. One thing is safe to say is that taxes in many other states are in many cases half of what they are here with perhaps better quality of life. If the taxes can not be reduced to levels that are acceptable by eliminating fraud, waste and abuse, then maybe the only way to address the problems is to surrender and pack our bags and move to greener pastures.

J Section Pokerman said...

I figured we could play some cards before the superbowl today. I'm rooting for the Saints! How about you?

Poker starts at 4pm! Be here or be square!

Pancake Mom said...

I would like to that all of the volunteers who helped out at the pancake breakfast to raise money for Haiti relief today. It looked to be attended by about 175 people from what I could tell. I will ask at work on Monday why our district did not do anything to raise money for these earthquake ravaged people.

I did see my favorite councilman there today. Then again he is my favorite former councilman from what he told me today. I don't follow politics too much and am sad he is out of office. He did tell me he is much happier. He stayed the whole time and even had his scout troop was helping out for the event also. Thanks again Tom.

I applaud all of the young volunteers as well who pitched in. Im would suggest better advertising of such events in the future. I only found out about it Thursday when my daughter came home and told me we had to go.

Once again that you to all who attended or made the event great.

Anonymous said...

Nor sure about the poker, but there is a porker in the front office of the HS.

poker guy said...

New Orleans of course. Iw ill be there around 430. Do you need beer? Or is there enough left over from last night?

Kauff corruption is job 1 said...

This poker tetatet is getting old. It is very distracting from the daily reminders and the new corruption updates that are far more important. Poker bullshit is not the Kauff corruption disclosures we need to keep in the public domain.

Poker is good I am sure and there are plenty of sites for you girls to use. Seems like just a bunch of metrosexual types trying to butch up. That is all it seems to be to me.

Leave the rest of us to the Kauff corruption that is far more important.

Thank you very much.

J Section Pokerman said...

I'm sorry you don't approved of our poker discussion. That is your problem, not ours.

Last time I checked, the mantra of this site was: "An arena of ideas for improving our quality of life and reducing our cost of living in Aberdeen Township and the Borough of Matawan "

Well, the best way I know to improve the quality of my life and reduce my cost of living is to win a lot of hands of poker while drinking good beer and eating awesome hotwings! Is there a better life? I think not!

Right now those damn Colts are winning the superbowl. I'm rooting for the Saints! There is still pleanty of time in this game for things to turn around.

To anyone interested, there is still more than enough ice cold beer at my place, so don't hesitate to come on over. We should be able to get in a few rounds of cards after the game is over.

Aberdeen Poker Pete said...

Guys - seriously, enough with the football talk.

We are supposed to be talking about poker!

Anyone have any good war stories?

i suck at poker said...

I once lost $5000 in one hand

pokerman said...

Does anyone know if the Freehold tournament has been rescheduled yet?

F N K said...

What do you think Mark Coren is doing now? OUCH THAT REALLY HURTS is a big hint. Right Norm? Man up Norm no lube when you get to the big house.

Anonymous said...

Looks like two people got some hotel money from their Super Bowl Pools at work. Congrats!

No pictures please.

ATTENTION!!!! said...

TOURNAMENT IN FREEHOLD IS ON!!!!

It has been re scheduled for next Friday night at the Knoghts of Columbus!!!!

ABERDEEN SAINTS said...

GO SAINTS GO! GO SAINTS GO!

UNBELIEVEABLE!

Anonymous said...

No pictures please. That kills me.

Poker Dan said...

So I won a lot of money in the card game last night. I think I'm up at least 6 grand.

I think I can get out of the house tonight to play some more hands if anyone is interested?

I Love Poker said...

Absolutely! Do you want to set up an Atlantic City trip? Or something local?

Poker For Aberdeen said...

Screw Atlantic City! This is an Aberdeen site. I want to make Aberdeen the poker capital of the world!

Pokerman said...

Amen my brother!!Amen!!

Anonymous said...

Amen to that!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have any tips on roulette? I want to try it.

Mark from Florida said...

Do I have any friends left in Aberdeen? Norm and Owen never visit and Vinny never writes. Got to go - my computer time is up.

Anonymous said...

When is the world series of poker on again?

Chris Christie said...

Some dopey ass old guy wrote me letter, so I checked this site out for a goof, I'm so glad I did.

I absolutely LOVE poker! Can I get in on the next tournament?

Suggestion for Mark Corren said...

Mark don't you know that you served your purpose and got kicked to the curb like so many others before you. The soliciting of minor male children under the age of 16 on the internet while exposing your face and genatalia was also not a move even the crooked Norman Kauff could condone. Even Norman Kauff has his standards. Hah! Norman Kauff is a scumbag just like you as he also preys on children and adults alike terrorizing them in other ways by stealing their monies and robbing them of a true quality life.


Owen and Vinny are a little busy sucking up to Norman Kauff to keep their private fund train running. Of course Norman Kauff cannot write you as you are of no benefit to him anymore as Norman Kauff is also quite busy plottting his next never ever to be developed development. Which as you well know Mark only means just more expensive and repetative studies of state provided grant money to be funnelled to CME who also feed off of the taxpayers teit.

So Norman Kauff, Owen and Vinnie will not write you anymore. If I could suggest something therapeutic.

I strongly suggest that you do some soul searching and perhaps write an autobigraphy. Perhaps something with a title like "What I did all those years that was against the law on behalf of Norman Kauff and his close personal friends"?

Good luck and go with God.

Poker Phil said...

Absolutely Governor, next time we have a game I will let you know.

HOT WINGS JONES said...

HOT WINGS! HOT WINGS! HOT WINGS!

I NEED TO GET ME SOME MORE HOT WINGS!

Anonymous said...

those hot wings were pretty bad ass

Fellow Hotwing Fan said...

Dude! I love hotwings! Where do you get yours from?

Anonymous said...

Poker Pete makes them. They kick ass!

Mcaleer in the press again said...

Big mouth Mcaleer wrote another guest editorial in the press news today. There he is blaming politicians and others for the fiscal crisis we are in cause of Bush. Mcaleer of course supports Chris Christie so no real surprise there. What is he going to do when the politicians he goes up against go after him and his job. Maybe his buddie Chris Christie will give him a gig then. Thats the ticket sure as shootin.

Hot Wing Phil said...

Dude! Why don't you cool it with the political talk by enjoying some of this great blue cheese we have here for the hot wings!

Jeff Spicoli said...

GNARLY! Send some bleu cheese over this way bro!

Cluck U Chicken Fan said...

I wish they would open a Cluck-U in Aberdeen. The closest location I know if is in Red Bank, and that's just too damn far.

They have the best hot wings!

Anonymous said...

Is the one in Eatontown still open?

Cluck U Chicken Fan said...

Yes, the one in Eatontown by the Monmouth Mall is still there. But the one in Red Bank is better.

Gotta get me some of those hot wings tonight!

Poker this said...

More distracting poker bullshit from the kiddies. Is there not some dweeb poker site for you idiots? Find one and leave the rest of us to topics and corruption that matters. Poker is a game. kauff and his corruption is serious business. Right CM&E?

Chris Christie said...

Great! I'll have to try out the one in Red Bank next timw I'm in the area. Better yet, maybe I'll have Kim pick some up for me.

Is anyone in the know about a big tournament happening in Aberdeen?

KoreaWarVetCB said...

Joe M hit on some very good points and spoke truthfully about our state and its problems. Hate away. Keep it up Joe.

Aberdeen Poker Pete said...

Hey Gov!

We are desperately trying to get a poker tournament set up here in Aberdeen, but it won't be any fun if we can't get a gambling license. Do you think you can pull some strings over there in Trenton and make that happen? I'll be sure to throw in some free hot wings for you if you do!

Chris Christie said...

I've officially deputized Norm Kauff to administer gaming licenses in Aberdeen. You'll have to contact him to get one for your poker game. But, bring hot wings. He'll forward them to me in return for your gaming license.

Chris Christie said...

P.S. Let me know when the game is. Kim and I will come gamble with this sack of bribe money Jon left behind in the governor's mansion... A lot of cash and a couple checks from Carla Katz...

Anonymous said...

Hey Joey,

You think you'll find the time (or the masculinity) to shovel your driveway this snowstorn? Or will you just let the snow drift over your driveway and cars like you did last weekend?

Guess your wife was working 7 days a week to pay for your house and didn't have time to put in the man-hours, huh?

Aberdeener said...

The Disney Cruise was great. Thanks for watching the house while I was gone. I knew I could depend on you. :)

Mrs. Nosnahoj said...

Where are you, Capt. Waxie? I miss you. Anyone know where's Capt. Waxie?

Pokerman said...

Sure thing Gov! I'd be happy to take your bribe money! Hey, by the way, Kim's pretty hot, in a cougar kind of way, Good pick my man!

Aberdeen Hot Wing Fan said...

Do they serve hot wings on Disney cruises?

Aberdeener said...

There were wings at Castaway Cay and Pirate's Night :)

This pisses off the haters so much :) said...

See? Even Joey knows...HOT WINGS RULE!!!!!!

F N K said...

Can I play?

Anonymous said...

nsecj aren't you afraid of speaking out and losing your job? I wish you well but it is a big risk. I did like the editorial and the points you touched on. Same one going to be in the Bayshore paper too? Myself I don't like when they split up an editorial for space like that.

Chris Christie said...

I got the wings, they KICKED ASS!

As of right now, all forms of gambling are legal in Aberdeen. Keep the wings coming and we'll see what else we can do "wink wink nod nod"

And yes, Kim is pretty hot in a cougar kind of way now that you mention it.

Well, I think its time for a few more of those kick ass wings

Later,
Chris

Anonymous said...

Mr.Warren sir why have you never given and interview to the Asbury Park Press on the Parking lot shake down or the pay to play issue?
As a BOE member this year the teachers contracts are due to expire. How are you sir and other BOE members going to protect us from additional tax increase? The school TAX is 62 million dollars.
By the way you cannot blame Kauf for this one....THIS IS ALL YOURS.

Aberdeener Poker Dan said...

Geez Buddy - leave Mr. Warren alone. He is providing a great space here for us to talk about poker and our favorite hot wings.

Don't ruin our fun by complaining about school taxes.

Anyway, its snowing outside, so I'm bunkered down with some cold beer and computer poker! The best way to spend a day like this if you as me. Gotta throw some hot wings on! Talk to you guys later.

My the chips be with you!

Anonymous said...

THIS IS SERIOUS. WHO CARES ABOUT POKER AND HOT WINGS. PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR HOMES AND JOBS, AND YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE.

poker don said...

BIG TOURNAMENT!!! At the VFW tonight $150 buy in

Parking lot shakedown??? said...

What parking lot shakedown are you speaking about?

Kauff gets his $$$$$$$$ said...

You are 100% right anonymous. Kauff is only good for about $2,000,000.00 in corrupt Pay to Play spending at his municipal building.

Of course you must remember that Kauff does reward himself with a BIG CHUNK OF CASH every year for himself and Kauff' CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS and don't dare forget the KAUFF DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

Right Norm?

parking lot ? said...

Do they charge to park at the high school. Is that the parking lot shakedown anonymous spoke about. Two of us are waiting for an answer or clarifiction on the question now. Clarify your post anonymous.